The only way to get you to wear them is to trick you into inserting them directly into your anus before leaving the store.” What he really said was, “these flagship brands are the internet equivalent of shoes you buy at Walmart. “The amount of content consumption on phones is continuing to skyrocket and I think brands and consumers want more high-quality content.” Oath’s chief executive officer Tim Armstrong, taking a break from playing online pool at MSN games told Reuters: This would include Oath’s Newsroom app (read by dozens), Yahoo Sports (used for Fantasy football and little else), Yahoo Finance (my bank is the hollowed out skeleton of a llama that died from boredom) and Go90 mobile video apps (if you go 180 you won’t ever have to use these apps). Verizon, which apparently owns Oath, plans to force feed - er, delightfully include - four of Oath’s flagship apps on all Samsung Galaxy S9 and S9+ devices going forward.
